Boot Camp Class.....

Dear Exercise,

"I want to feel passion, I want to feel PAIN. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry...just make me feel alive"

Oh yes and you have made me feel it all....

The passion to spend 2 days in a row with you. And the thoughts of a 3rd date tomorrow.

The pain I feel whenever I get up to walk, go up or down stairs, to change my clothes, oh wait any movement I do.

I weep at the sound of your name going back to torture myself another day.

You make me laugh because I am insane putting myself through this over and over. And paying you to do it!

Make me cry when I am told to do another sit up, the tears roll down my face at the thought of another squat, another push up, another jump, the thought of 55 more minutes to go when I want to quit after the first 5.

And oh yes you make me feel alive once I have lost the battle to you another day.

Maybe tomorrow you won't be so lucky, maybe tomorrow I won't succumb to you so easily.

Oh exercise who will win tomorrow, will I spend another evening with you? You can only wish I am this weak and I can't exist without your presence in my life....

We shall see tomorrow, but for tonight. Goodnight exercise, you have caused me much pain tonight!

Music Monday Favorites

Ok you know the drill every Monday I post a playlist. This week I was at a lose I didn't have any songs pop out at me during the week. So I decided I would ask a few of my favorite people what their favorite songs are so I could add them to the playlist. So here goes....

1. You'll Never Find by Lou Rawls- This one is from my first cali friend. She has been there through all the ups and downs of the job and such a great friend and support. We have spent the last 3 Thanksgivings together, which we call the Orphans thanksgiving since I can't go home to be with my family during this time. This is her all time favorite song!

2. Can you stand the rain by New Edition- This is from one of my newer friends. We have so much in common. In fact half the time it looks like we planned to wear the same thing to work! I have had a blast hanging out with her and talking about all the things we love... fashion and men! This is an old school song but her favorite!

3. Purple Rain by Prince- This is from my best friend in DC. I don't get to see her too much but whenever I am down I can always call her up and she will snap me out of it. She is the speak your mind, down to earth, honest friend. I know I can always count on her to tell me like it is. I miss her so much. She has taught me so much about fashion, standing up for myself, and having a little attitude in a classy way!

4. Sundrenched World by Joshua Radin- This is from Yaya! My oldest and best friend. We grew up together and shared so many wonderful childhood memories. I practically lived at her house during the summers and I even had my own bed in her room! Yaya always listens when I am feeling down, she doesn't try to sugar coat anything just listens and comforts. I love making her laugh and spending time with her when I get to go home!

5. Big Pimpin by JayZ- This is from an old hook up of mine. Ok so he's not necessarily one of my favorites, well I guess you could say he is, he's a favorite hook up ;) ha ha. He was around when I was asking favorite songs. Go figure his song would be Big Pimpin . I guess it just makes it that much more appropriate that it came from him!

If you have a few hours to waste....

Here is one of my favorite websites I could spend hours on this site. In case anyone is bored and wants to waste a couple of hours, here you go....

www.polyvore.com

The differences in dogs and cats!

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

5 Random things you didn't know about me

1. I used to want to be a professional ice skater when I was 8 because I liked their outfits!

2. I've been to Brazil on 3 separate occasions

3. I think cats could rule the world because the way they could deceive people with their cute looks.

4. I won best sense of humor in high school

5. I think I have a shopping addiction, especially to dresses. I think I bring home a new dress a couple times a month.

My Ghetto Fabulous Night

Just Thought I would post some pictures from my Ghetto Fabulous night last weekend

Shopaholic

I cannot wait to see this movie....