Random thought Tuesday

There are certain co-workers I hate listening to. I swear these people love hearing themselves talk. They toot their own horn every chance they get even when its not appropriate. I think they should eat a slice of humble pie every once in a while.

I hate people that talk in circles and ramble on to fill in the conversation to take them sound like they know what they are talking about even though this makes them look stupider.

I sometimes think I will never find that guy I will want to spend the rest of my life with.

I have ugly fingernails.

If I don't have kids by the time I am 35 I don't think I will have any :(

Why can't we work at night and sleep during the day? I am such a night owl and I would be much more productive. If it was reversed do you think I would wish the opposite?

I want to travel the world. I wish I could have Samantha Brown's job.

I wish I could be a party planner and have unlimited resources to do so.

If I had unlimited money I think I would execute some ridiculous ideas... especially party wise.

Why is it so hard to find sombreros and serapes for Cinco de Mayo?!

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I know what I want for my birthday!!

So when I come up with what I want for my birthday I get so excited!!! I can't wait to share it. So I tried to call my mom, no dice, she didn't answer... how dare her I had important news to tell her. My birthday gift... come on its coming so soon, only 4 months left!

Plan B call Dad!

"Dad, I know what I want for my birthday!" (PS his birthday is in 6 days)

Dad- "What's that sweetie"

Me- "Guess?!??!!!!"

Dad- "Something for running or something for music?"

Me-"Nope, come on dad guess again"

Dad- " Hmm..."

Me- (I cut him off the suspense was killing me!)- "Dad a margarita machine!!! And I mean the kind that twirls all the time like a slurpie machine!"

Dad-" That's cool Jill"

Me- "This guy at work his uncle owns a liquor store and can get stuff like that at wholesale price! Just think how great it would be to come to my house and you have margaritas swirling any time you want them! Besides I can use it for my Cinco de Mayo party too!"

Dad- "Yeah.. find out how much they are. That's cool you might just have to get 2 so we can have one here at home!"

Proof once again I am my fathers daughter! Who would have thought dad would want a margarita machine too!!!!

I love my dad! :)

costume ideas

On Wednesday I am going to a charity costume party and I need ideas for a costume to wear. Originally, I was thinking pull out an old costume and call it a day. However, there is a contest involved. And for those of you who know me, I get just a little tiny insy winsy bit competitive. No big deal, I just like to WIN!

So I thought hmm St. Paulie girl was really cute at Halloween... got good reviews, a girl scout (yes folks I have the original costume from when I was 12, my mother doesn't let me get rid of things like that)... its hot, but who hasn't seen that?!

Think Jill think... get creative.... what were some good news headlines..

I could be Madonna and my friend could be ARod. Its pretty good not quite enough to win though.

Hmm....

How about Octamom?!
I was thinking a t-shirt that says Got Sperm? (looking to have more babies), Angelina Jolie makeup, lip plumper, and a tool belt with 8 babies strapped to me.

I like this one... it just might work....

Any ideas or suggestions?

Random thought

What if instead of donating just a dollar a day to feed the homeless in other countries you could donate ugly bridesmaids dresses?

I bet we would have cancer cured, the homeless would live in mansions, no starving children and the world would be free from those dreadful things.

I have one to start the collection (worst part is I haven't even worn it yet...) Who's with me?!

Ugly bridesmaids dresses to save the world.

Vegas

Thought I would share some of my Vegas fun with all of you.... Of course I need to leave some details out cause they wouldn't be able to keep the slogan "what happens in vegas stays in vegas" if I showed you all that happened.

Here is the first night from Body English.





Of course after a night of drinking you need to have a good meal...





Saturday Night at Pure





Cause who doesn't need a picture with the sign that says come and get it... just ignore the part underneath that says all you can eat prime rib... although they do say a way to a mans heart is through his stomach...hmm maybe I won't photoshop that out.





The last night in vegas





The hotel door hanger... boy am I a sucker for a cleaver sign...

When I was 8 I thought I would be married at 23, I would have 2 kids by the time I was 28. A boy first born named Andrew, and second a girl probably named Amelia. Have a huge house, a dog, a great car and live happily ever after............

I am turning 28 in July, I am single, no kids, no house, and my niece was named Emilia. LOL


But I am happy and appreciate every experience I have ever had and where I am in life.


"It's amazing because, when you're a kid you see the life you want and it never crosses your mind that it isn't gonna turn out that way. "